Jokes from other websites: http://haha.nu/funny/funny-math/, http://www.math.utah.edu/~cherk/mathjokes.html
An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality.
A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations.
A mathematician doesn't care.
There are three kinds of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't.
Are you ready for some more? Look at the University of Alberta Department of Mathematical and Statistical Sciences.
Bravo Professor Dr. Volker Runde! http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html
I like this one:
"That math prof's marriage is falling apart!"
"No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"
Finally a non-math, though great jokes (from real life):
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